IF I HAD A HAMMER
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I'D WAKE UP MY NEIGHBORS
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POUNDING OUT A RHYTHM
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ALL ABOUT YOU
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IF I HAD A PENCIL
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I'D PUSH ME SOME PAPER
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I'D BUILD A SKYSCRAPER
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TO GET CLOSE TO YOU
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IF I HAD A LASSO
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I'D SAIL OUT THE WINDOW
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AND LAND ON AN ISLAND
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NEXT TO YOU
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IF I HAD A HOT ROD
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I'D FASTEN UP MY SEATBELT
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AND BREAK THE SPEED LIMIT
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GETTIN' TO YOU
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BUT I AIN'T GOT A HAMMER
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AND I AIN'T GOT A PENCIL
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AND I AIN'T GOT A LASSO
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SO I'M DOING IT THE HARD WAY
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LIKE A POST POST-MODERN MAN
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IF I HAD A CREDIT CARD
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I'D CLEAR ME A PATHWAY
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THROUGH THE DEEPEST JUNGLE
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RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR
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IF I HAD A CAMERA
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I'D SNAP AWAY MY FINGERS
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AND COLLECT UP THE PICTURES
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OF YOU OF COURSE
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BUT I AIN'T GOT A HOT ROD
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AND I AIN'T GOT A CREDIT CARD
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NO CHANCE FOR A CAMERA
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SO I'M DOING IT THE HARD WAY
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LIKE A POST POST-MODERN MAN
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WELL I AIN'T GOT A HAMMER
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AND I AIN'T GOT A LASSO
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NO CHANCE FOR A CAMERA
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SO I'M DOING IT THE HARD WAY
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Post Post-Modern Man
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| Devo |
