I saw a band in LA and uh
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The band was having a awful night and some people starting throwing tomatoes at the band
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I thought ¡°who would throw a tomato at a band? That¡¯s bad¡±
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But then I thought ¡°who would bring a tomato to a show? That¡¯s even worse¡±
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Don¡¯t throw a tomato at a band
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Cuz what if they really like tomatoes?
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They¡¯ll think you¡¯re enjoying them
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You guys are kicking ass, here
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Here¡¯s a tomato
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The tomato is the universal sign of not enjoying a performance
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Plus, I like it on sandwiches
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Mitch Hedberg Pt. 1
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| SRH |
