She said "There's something in the woodshed
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And I can hear it breathing -
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It's such an eerie feeling, darling."
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He said "There's nothing in the woodshed -
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It's your imagination
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End of the conversation, darling."
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Something in his heart told him to come clean
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He was not who he claimed to be
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Something in his genes told him to pretend
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'Twas something for the weekend
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But she said "There's something in the woodshed
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I know because I saw it
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I can't simply ignore it, darling."
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So he said "Now baby, don't be stupid
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Get this into your sweet head
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There ain't nothing in the woodshed (except maybe some wood)."
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Something in his heart told him to come clean
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He was not who he claimed to be
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Something in his jeans told him to pretend
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'Twas something for the weekend
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"I'll go all the way with you, if you'll only do the same for me?go and see
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If it's nothing like you say, then you can have your wicked way with me"
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He went down to the woodshed
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They came down hard on his head
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Gagged and bound and left for dead
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When he woke she was gone with his car and all of his money
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Something For The Weekend
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| The Divine Comedy |
