"This book deals with epiphenomenalism, which has to do with consciousness as a mere accessory of physiological processes whose presence or absence... makes no difference... whatever are you doing?"
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Aphra Behn: Hello
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Cervantes: Donkey
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Daniel Defoe: To christen the day!
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Samuel Richardson: Hello
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Henry Fielding: Tittle-tattle Tittle-tattle...
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Lawrence Sterne: Hello
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Mary Wolstencraft: Vindicated!
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Jane Austen: Here I am!
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Sir Walter Scott: We're all doomed!
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Leo Tolstoy: Yes!
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Honore de Balzac: Oui...
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Edgar Allen Poe: Aaaarrrggghhhh!
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Charlotte Bronte;: Hello...
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Emily Bronte;: Hello...
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Anne Bronte;: Hellooo..?
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Nikolai Gogol: Vas chi
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Gustav Flaubert: Oui
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William Makepeace Thackeray: Call me 'William Makepeace Thackeray'
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Nathaniel Hawthorne: The letter 'A'
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Herman Melville: Ahoy there!
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Charles Dickens: London is so beautiful this time of year...
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Anthony Trollope: good-good-good-good evening!
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Fyodor Dostoevsky: Here come the sleepers...
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Mark Twain: I can't even spell 'Mississippi'!
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George Eliot: George reads German
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Emile Zola: J'accuse
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Henry James: Howdy Miss Wharton!
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Thomas Hardy: Ooo-arrr!
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Joseph Conrad: I'm a bloody boring writer...
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Katherine Mansfield: [cough cough]
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Edith Wharton: Well hello, Mr James!
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DH Lawrence: Never heard of it
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EM Forster: Never heard of it!
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Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call today his own;
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He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today'
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James Joyce: Hello there!
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Virginia Woolf: I'm losing my mind!
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Marcel Proust: Je me'en souviens plus
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F Scott Fitzgerald: baa bababa baa
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Ernest Hemingway: I forgot the....
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Hermann Hesse: Oh es ist alle so häßlich
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Evelyn Waugh: Whoooaarr!
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William Faulkner: Tu connait William Faulkner?
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Anaïs Nin: The strand of pearls
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Ford Maddox Ford: Any colour, as long as it's black!
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Jean-Paul Sartre: Let's go to the dome, Simone!
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Simone de Beauvoir: C'est exact present
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Albert Camus: The beach... the beach
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Franz Kafka: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
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Thomas Mann: Mam
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Graham Greene: Call me 'pinky', lovely
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Jack Kerouac: Me car's broken down...
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William S Burroughs: Wowwww!
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Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call today his own;
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He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today'
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Kingsley Amis: [cough]
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Doris Lessing: I hate men!
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Vladimir Nabokov: Hello, little girl...
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William Golding: Achtung Busby!
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JG Ballard: Instrument binnacle
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Richard Brautigan: How are you doing?
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Milan Kundera: I don't do interviews
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Ivy Compton Burnett: Hello...
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Paul Theroux: Have a nice day!
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Gunter Grass: I've found snails!
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Gore Vidal: Oh, it makes me mad!
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John Updike: Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run...
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Kazuro Ishiguro: Ah so, old chap!
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Malcolm Bradbury: stroke John Steinbeck, stroke JD Salinger
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Iain Banks: Too orangey for crows!
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AS Byatt: Nine tenths of the law, you know...
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Martin Amis: [burp]
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Brett Easton Ellis: Aaaaarrrggghhh!
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Umberto Eco: I don't understand this either...
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Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Mi casa es su casa
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Roddy Doyle: ha ha ha!
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Salman Rushdie: Names will live forever...
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