I love a magician
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She can cut me in half
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She can find quarters behind my ear
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And make me laugh, one two one two
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Is this thing on? LetĄ¯s assess.
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Oh yes, sheĄ¯s the best. There is no contest.
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But I must confess that there are times like when
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She floats me straight up in the air
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Over thirty miles?I donĄ¯t care.
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Well maybe a little it can really stop
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You from doing something cause you wonder
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Oh, if theyĄ¯d really drop you.
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She simply wiggles her nose
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And disappears all my clothes
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Really makes me wonder
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Really makes me wonder, wonder
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Now she vanished into thin air
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And doesnĄ¯t see why I care
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Really makes me wonder
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Really makes me wonder now wonder now
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I love a magician, she does things to
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Keep me amused like when she sticks
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My hair straight up in the air
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For the benefit of her stuck-up friends
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Well, I think itĄ¯s funny
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But itĄ¯s a touchy subject
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She likes to set me a trap
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And makes me come with a clap
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Really makes me wonder
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Really makes me wonder, wonder
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She says she canĄ¯t read my mind
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I know she does all the time
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Really makes me wonder
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Really makes me wonder now wonder now
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There are times I donĄ¯t know you at all.
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I Love a Magician
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