Oh whoa-oh, well the pony was funky
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The watusi was kinda smooth
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Oh whoa-oh, well the problem with all
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Those little dance steps was you had to move
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Oh whoa-oh, well they found a brand-new step
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And it doesn¡¯t take anything to get this groove, uh-huh!
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Yeah they're doing the standing still¡¦
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Yeah they're doing the standing still¡¦
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And they're doing the standing still¡¦
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Yeah they're doing the standing still¡¦hey!
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Oh whoa-oh, well it¡¯s a sensation¡¦
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Across the entire nation.
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Oh whoa-oh, a hundred million kids
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All dancing in suspended animation, hmm¡¦
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Oh whoa-oh, and the feeling¡¯s all right
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We¡¯ll be standing still until the morning light, yeah!
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And they're doing the standing still¡¦
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Yeah they're doing the standing still¡¦
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Yeah they're doing the standing still¡¦
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Yeah they're doing the standing still¡¦
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I¡¯m not mad, I¡¯m just disappointed!
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Oh, my aching head.
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Uh-huh!
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Oh whoa-oh, in Fargo, six or seven kids
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Watched the Plan in a strip-mall
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Well, I thought they were bored out of their skulls
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But it turns out they were having a ball, uh-huh
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Oh whoa-oh, well if I only knew
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They were doing a brand-new step that everybody isn¡¯t moving to
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And they're doing the standing still¡¦
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Yeah they're doing the standing still¡¦
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And they're doing the standing still¡¦
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Yeah they're doing the standing still¡¦yeah!
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Doing the Standing Still
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| Dismemberment Plan |