No mistletoe for me when Santa takes flight
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left all alone on Christmas Eve night
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someone has to do it clean up this big mess Chorus
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but, it really puts Mrs Claus to the test
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Where are my presents? Hey, what about me?
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I could do this Santa thing its easy to see
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Ho, ho, ho, I¡¯m as jolly as St. Nick
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but, lately all this fuss is making me sick
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so give me the reins, lets start a new tradition Verse 1
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Mrs Claus left Santa working in the kitchen
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ho, ho, ho, I¡¯m as jolly as St. Nick
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I¡¯m quicker, I¡¯m cuter and I know all the tricks
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pleeease... I can lay a finger on the side of my nose
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ho, ho, ho, how easy up the chimney I rose
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No mistletoe for me when Santa takes flight
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left all alone on Christmas Eve night
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someone has to do it clean up this big mess Chorus
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but, it really puts Mrs Claus to the test
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Where are my presents? Hey... what about me?
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I need a spa treatment its easy to see
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Ho, ho, ho, the reindeer treat me the same
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I have them well trained they call me by name
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now Dasher- he whistles when I climb in the sleigh
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I ¡®m on to his tricks of wanting more hay Verse2
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before delivering toys we stop to Christmas shop
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buying presents for me sure beats pushing a mop
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poor Dancer¡¯s sore back I will give him a break
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ho, ho, ho, how much more of Santa can we take!
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No mistletoe for me when Santa takes flight
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left all alone on Christmas Eve night
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someone has to do it clean up this big mess Chorus
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but, it really puts Mrs Claus to the test
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Where are my presents? Hey... what about me?
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I could do this Santa thing it's easy to see...
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Santa.... I have more clicks on facebook, now..clean up this mess and give me the reins..RUDOLPH!! (spoken with vigor)!!
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New Tradition
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| Dolly Parton |
