(Shel Silverstein)
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Monterey Jack woke up in his shack on a Monday
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Monterey Jack had a little bitty snack of some elderberry wine
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Monterey Jack walked down the track, all the way to ol' Harley's shack
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Stuck his knife in ol' Harley's back
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And they say that's the way ol' Harley Davison died
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1...2...3...4...
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Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off in a doorway
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Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off with little Sarah Lee
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Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off when he mumbled and stumbled and started to cough
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And his vein went hard and he went soft
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And they say that's the way how ol' Jack Hoff O.G.'d
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Spoken:
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You mean O.D.
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No.... O.G.
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Oh man what's that?
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That's when you O.D and you say Oh Gee!
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1...2...3...4...
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Tom McCann was sittin' in the sand by the ocean
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Tom McCann looked into his hand and found a jelly-roll
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Tom McCann was feelin' grand, all the girls were lickin' his hand
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He's a heel but man, oh man, everybody knows that Tom McCann's got soul
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Spoken:
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Its over
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No it ain't
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No it ain't either, here it is again
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That's really the end
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(c) Tro-Essex Music Ltd.
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Monterey Jack
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| Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show |
