Now handsome guys get girls that are pretty
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Other guys get 'em 'cos they're clever and witty
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But the only love I ever get, I get out of pity
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'Cos I'm the ugliest man in town
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I drive down the road in a Rolls Royce car
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Use hundred dollar bills when I light my cigar
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But still you know, that won't get you very far
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When you're the ugliest man in town
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There was a note on the doorstep where I was found
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It said this sweet child weighs eleven pounds
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So bring him up healthy and wealthy and stout
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Keep his back to the light, don't let it turn around
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Yeah all you women you're heartless and cold
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All you want is my silver and gold
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And don't you know that there's a beautiful soul
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Inside the ugliest man in town
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[Boy do I got plans for us]
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Yeah I'm so ugly I shave in the dark
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Kids start to cry when I walk through the park
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Clocks stop ticking and dogs start to bark
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Whenever I come around
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Yeah I walk down the street and the girls all hiss me
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If I die tomorrow not one of them would miss me
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Only reason they ball me is they can't stand to kiss me
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I'm the ugliest man in town
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Yeah I'm the ugliest man in town
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[You know a guy as ugly as you man could use a manager.
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You know what I mean? Just sign this small piece of paper
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here man. You can give me a couple of bucks a week, a couple
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of free meals man. I'll take you all over the world. We'll
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go to Japan baby, they'll love you over there baby.
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They'll make another monster movie with you hahahaha]
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(c) Unknown
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The Ugliest Man In Town
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| Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show |
