I think I'm about to go off
|
Max Weinberg kicks the show off
|
Wit, charm and a devious smile
|
We're gonna be here for a while tonight
|
|
He is the only guy we turn to
|
For our celebrity interviews
|
Red hair that's never going anywhere
|
All I can do is sit and stare
|
Don't bother me cause I don't care tonight
|
|
Oh, Conan can't you see
|
You're the one for me?
|
Conan, don't you know
|
You're my late night TV hero?
|
|
I wish and hope and pray he might
|
Let me be a guest on the show tonight
|
Talking about anything and everything
|
Oh, golly how I want to be
|
A part of his hilarity tonight
|
|
And I don't mean to sound like a jerk
|
But you're the only show that still redeems your network
|
|
Oh, Conan can't you see
|
We were meant to be?
|
Conan, don't you know
|
You will always be my hero?
|
|
-----------------
|
Conan
|
| Eleventyseven |
