(with Cleveland Brown)
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[Cleveland:]
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Oh, hey, y'all. Anybody else takin' note of what's goin' on on my favorite holiday?
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Christmas has been bastardized
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Mass-marketed, commercialized,
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Overly-politicized
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They're puttin' a funk on Christmas.
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What happened to the simple bliss
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That's gotten lost in all of this?
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Guess I'll give my girl a kiss
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And try to get some this Christmas.
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[Earth, Wind & Fire:]
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Love,
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Peace, joy,
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Beautiful Christmas.
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[Cleveland and Earth, Wind & Fire:]
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Funkin' it up on Christmas.
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[Earth, Wind & Fire:]
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Love, (oh yeah!)
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Peace, joy,
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Beautiful Christmas.
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(See if your wife will-a hump this Christmas.)
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[Cleveland:]
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Christmas relations. (to Donna) Hey, baby, come here!
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[Donna:]
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What?
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[Cleveland:]
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I'm grateful for so much this year
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Like health and faith and yuletide cheer
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And, most of all, my wife's big rear!
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[Cleveland and Earth, Wind & Fire:]
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I'm gettin' me some this Christmas.
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[Cleveland:]
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Let's get unwrappin' presents done,
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Slip away from everyone,
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Close the door and have some fun.
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[Donna:]
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You ain't gettin' none this Christmas.
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[Earth, Wind & Fire:]
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Love,
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[Cleveland:]
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Oh, yeah, we'll see.
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[Earth, Wind & Fire:]
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Peace, joy,
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[Cleveland:]
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Maybe I planned ahead.
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[Earth, Wind & Fire:]
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Beautiful Christmas.
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Funkin' it up on Christmas.
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[Cleveland:]
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Maybe this ain't my first Christmas.
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[Earth, Wind & Fire:]
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Love,
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Peace, joy,
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Beautiful Christmas.
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Getting your hump on Christmas.
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[Cleveland:]
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A wise man knows he holds the key
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To unlock that sweet booty.
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That's why I bought her jewelery.
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[Donna:]
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You are gettin' some this Christmas!
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[Cleveland:]
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Hooray! Merry Christmas, honey!
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[Donna:]
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Oh, it's beautiful!
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[Cleveland:]
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So are you.
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[Donna:]
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I don't know what to say!
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[Cleveland:]
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You don't have to say anything.
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[Earth, Wind & Fire:]
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Love,
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Peace, joy,
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Beautiful Christmas.
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Funkin' it up on Christmas.
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Love,
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Peace, joy,
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Beautiful Christmas.
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Get your hump on this Christmas.
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Love,
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Peace, joy,
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Beautiful Christmas.
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Funkin' it up on Christmas.
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Love, (Oh yeah)
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Peace, joy,
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Beautiful Christmas.
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Some holiday funk this Christmas.
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[Donna and Cleveland giggle.]
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[Cleveland:]
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Come on over here, would you?
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[Donna:]
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You're so sweet, baby!
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[Cleveland:]
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I love you.
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[Donna:]
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Me, too.
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[Cleveland:]
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No silent night in this house tonight.
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[Donna:]
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Cleveland!
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[Donna:]
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I love you.
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[Cleveland:]
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I can tell! This is the best Christmas ever! Oh! OH!!!
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[Cleveland, Rallo and Cleveland Jr.:]
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So if I got one thing to say,
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It's that we all must find a way
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To focus on the holiday,
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But try to get some this Christmas!
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[Cleveland:]
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Because it feels good!
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[Rallo:]
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Oh yeah.
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[Cleveland:]
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Merry Christmas, everybody!
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Get Your Hump On This Christmas
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| Earth Wind And Fire |
