The doors flew back and in they came
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A tough bunch of cowboys, thirsty
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They said to the waitress, "Honey what's your name?"
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"And Mama, won'cha bring us whiskey?"
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The waitress froze dead in her tracks
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Her eyes rolled in her head
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No one took a single breath
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When she turned to them and said...
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She said, "I'm Na'cho Mama !"
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"Na'cho Mama !"
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"I'm Na'cho Mama, Na'cho Girl, I didn't bring you into this world!
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"I'm Na'cho Mama !"
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The wild bunch rode on down the line
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To some cafe on the Pedernales
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They said to the waitress, "Honey, you're lookin' fine,"
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"And Mama, won'cha bring us tamales?"
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The waitress raised her fly swatter high
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Her new tattoo did show
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It was Napoleon with a big black eye
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She was lettin' every body know...
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She said, "I'm Na'cho Mama !"
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"Na'cho Mama !"
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"I'm Na'cho Mama, Na'cho Girl, I didn't bring you into this world!
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"I'm Na'cho Mama !"
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The cowboys rode for twenty miles
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Sidesaddle to their saddlebags
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They crossed their legs and laughed all night
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You see, the wild bunch was in drag...
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They sang, "I'm Na'cho Mama !"
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"Na'cho Mama !"
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"I'm Na'cho Mama, Na'cho Girl, I didn't bring you into this world!
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"I'm Na'cho Mama !"
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Na'cho Mama, Na'cho Girl, I didn't bring you into this world!
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"I'm Na'cho Mama !"
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"I'm Na'cho Mama !"
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"I'm Na'cho Mama !"
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Nacho Mama
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| Ely Joe |
