*Basement Recording that Eminem and his friend did in the late 80's*
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(Friend of Eminem)
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"Yo man.. Yo Marsh man, You've been kickin' all this shit about yourself, what about the homies man?"
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(Eminem)
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"Ai, you want one about the posse, Aight"
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Oh foolish pride, oh, oh, oh, oh foolish pride
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Oh, oh, ph, ohh Foolish pride, oh, oh, oh, oh foolish pride
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Well foolish pride has alot of things to say
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You got foolish pride, you got tooth decay
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But tooth decay is another problem
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So let's take this old foolish pride and solve it
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Now, when I talk about foolish pride
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I mean blacks & whites taking different sides
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When blacks and whites take different sides
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Unity never happens, and we will subside
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We will subside and hatred will release
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And everything will just crush that peace
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Well, when we crush that peace, we start hatin' each other
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But remember, you are my brother, and you are my sister
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Just like I'm a mister
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I seen a black girlfriend and I kissed her
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I kissed her ; I placed it on her cheek
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And she didn't come back til next week
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Now it was next week and she was back again
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Wanting to kiss a white kid
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So she was my girlfriend, we started going out
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But that's okay because we were Black and white
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Blacks and whites they sometimes mix
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But Black girls only want your money cause they're dumb chicks
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So I'ma say like this
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Don't date a Black girl, take it as a diss
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If you want, but if you don't
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I'ma tell you like this, I surely won't
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Never date a Black girl because Blacks only want your money
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And that shit aint funny
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So I'ma say look honey
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Why do you do this?
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You know, you step up to me like you a Brutus
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Then you try to grab my spinach
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Because its green and that's cash
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So get outta here, 'cause I don't need your ass
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I said that before, but that's okay because like I said you're a whore
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Black girls and white girls just don't mix
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Because Black girls are dumb and white girls are good chicks
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White girls are good ; I like white girls
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I like white girls all over the world
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White girls are fine and they blow my mind
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And that's why I'm here now telling you this rhyme
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'Cause Black girls, I really don't like
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We don't mix, it's like riding a bike
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When you're peddling hard, uphill both ways
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You know it's kinda hard and that's why I say to you
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I'm giving you a little advice
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Don't date a Black girl, if you do it once you won't do it twice
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You won't ever do it again because they'll take your money
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And that aint funny
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So I'ma say look honey
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I thought I said that before
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But like I said again you're nothing but a big whore
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So when mike catch on the bass line
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That's okay ¡®cause we will not just waste time
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I'll get straight to the point
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Black girls are bitches, that's why I'ma tell ya you better pull up your britches
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¡®Cause all that cash is making your ass drag
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From the boyfriend ya ganked and that's pretty bad
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I mean that's pretty sad when ya dating a Black guy
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And then you turn around and fuck another big, Black guy
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Now that's pretty wrong, but you're just ganking
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But that's okay because you need a goddamn spanking
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From me, the funky Eminem
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I'm busting rhymes and I'm swallowing phlegm
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I'm busting a freestyle just like this
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I say swallowing phlegm and Howard gets pissed
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But when Howard gets pissed that's okay
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Because he leaves and he doesn't show up for two more days
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So I'll just worry about that problem when I come to it
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I cross that bridge when I come to it
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Because, I forgot the chorus
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But that's okay 'cause y'all saying bust a rhyme for us
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So I'ma bust another rhyme about this Black girl
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She turned out to be a fuckin' wack girl
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A wack girl, because Black girls ain't funny
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All they want is your godamn money
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They take you for everything you got
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And then you stand with a bunch of snot in your hand
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So I'ma kick it to you just like this
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How does the chorus go, I forgot
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But that's okay, 'cause I'ma tell you in stride
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I'ma say oh foolish pride
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Oh foolish pride, oh, oh, oh, oh foolish pride
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| Oh, oh, oh, oh foolish pride, oh, oh, oh, oh |
