[Bob Rivers:]
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Yo, yo
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[Girl as Dina Rae:]
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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
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Jinglin' all the way
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Oh, what fun it is to ride
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From Detroit to East LA
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[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]
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Is this a white Christmas? Hell no, my man
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I¡¯m leavin' blood in the snow and smacking fat men
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You mean Santa? That boy¡¯s a bitch
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He caught my mom Christmas eve and tried to give her a kiss
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Fo¡¯ real, he¡¯s no joke, the guy don't play
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He tried to ride way more than a one-horse sleigh
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Laughing all the way, but he¡¯s not laughin' today
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We'll jingle more than his bells, even the elves will pay
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COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK¡¯S A GONNER!
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We¡¯ll be snacking on deer, EATIN¡¯ Blitzen and Donner
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Not a question of when, not even a maybe
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Have a drunk Mrs. Clause sayin' ¡°Jiggle it, Baby!¡±
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Give a new meaning to ¡°Ho, ho, ho¡±
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Shake that ass, girl, bumpin' booty in the snow
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So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
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We¡¯ll be strippin¡¯ that sleigh and leave you the coal
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[Girl as Dina Rae:]
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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
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Jinglin' all the way
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Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey
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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
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Jinglin' all the way
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Oh, what fun it is to ride
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From Detroit to East LA
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[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]
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Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend
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Grab Rudolph¡¯s horns, and see how far they bend
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When his nose turns red, his ass gets sent
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Back out to the woods with his faggy elf friends
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Oh, Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice
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In fact, he'll have me listed as 'naughty' twice
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Not cuz¡¯ of the fight, or the Christmas gift heist,
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But Because of all the nog I left on his wife
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It¡¯s time for old nick to move and retire
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'Fore we roast his nuts on a big ass fire
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Yes I¡¯m that bad, Yes, I¡¯m that crude
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I mean your ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude
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All the cookies and milk, simply quite sick
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I mean, when¡¯s the last time you seen your dick
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I don¡¯t mean to throw a fit and I¡¯m not one to bitch
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But every year I get underwear, socks, and shit
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[Girl as Dina Rae:] (Bob Rivers as Eminem:)
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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
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Jinglin' all the way (check it out)
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Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey (yeah)
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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
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Jinglin' all the way
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Oh, what fun it is to ride
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From Detroit to East LA
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(yo)
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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
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Jingling all the way
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Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey
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(yo, yo)
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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
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Jingling all the way
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Oh, what fun it is to ride
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From Detroit to East LA
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Jingle Bells (featuring Bob Rivers)
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| Eminem |
