Step right up
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We bring to you the finest entertainment
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And I would be pleased to be your humble servant
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Accept your hospitality, indulge in abnormality
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Step right up
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We've something here for everyone's enjoyment
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I do this as a gift, note for employment
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Appalled by my insanity, approached with your humanity
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Come see our girls, crazy girls
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If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
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Those girls, crazy girls
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They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
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Tickets cheap, it's a crime
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And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
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To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
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Come see the girls, girls, girls
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Some of them are really quite attractive, you can see
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Some are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agree
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Well others still look rather quite a lot like you and me
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But you mustn't let them fool you, just one more rule
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You shouldn't look this one too long in the eye
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And that one, let's just keep walking by
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This ain't no ordinary girl, and we've a steady supply
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Grab another cup of tea, and follow me
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To see our girls, crazy girls
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If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
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Those girls, crazy girls
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They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
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Tickets cheap, it's a crime
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And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
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To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
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Come see the girls, girls, girls
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Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guide
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For a penny more, go on and ask, we have nothing here to hide.
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Quiet down! You sir
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If insanity's "can't understand The Blessed Contessa"
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And according to the medics, that are far into genetics
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Are they born with disease, or is it something they can track
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It has all to do with reproductive organs
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Which are naturally unstable in a day
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You see from lunar, we have lunatic, and lunacy, and looney
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And they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moon
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I have a question
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Has any patient ever been released
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Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease
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For the good of our society, they oughtn't reproduce
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So while they may pretend propriety, we'll never let them loose
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Come see our girls, crazy girls
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If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
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Those girls, crazy girls
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They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
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Tickets cheap, it's a crime
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And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
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To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
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Come see the girls, girls, girls
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Some are born mad
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Some achieve madness
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Some have madness thrust upon them
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This is the real thing my friends, 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill
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Except just for substitutions
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For a little extra on the side, you can arrange
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For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink
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For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates
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We've got pills for depression, oppression, repression, manic depression
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But there's a pill for everything now-a-days
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How big is a lady's brain?
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It's really very, very small, a simple thought is quite a strain
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This seems just a bit inhumane
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It's just a simple, little shot, it doesn't cause her any pain
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They're really more like animals than people
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Without recruitment, I wouldn't have any stalls at all [?]
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The only bit that aren't interior are bosom and posterior
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And these are only useful in a seeing music hall
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They don't bite, well she might
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I say this one does look hungry tonight
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So get your picture with an inmate
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But be sure she's locked up tight
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They're practically wild sir
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Protect your child sir
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They can't recall the taste of freedom
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They're just happy if we feed them
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So point and laugh, it isn't bad
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They oughtn't mind because they're mad
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If you haven't got a dime, toss us your pearls
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And welcome to enjoy
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Our girls, crazy girls
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If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
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Those girls, crazy girls
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They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
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Tickets cheap, it's a crime
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And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
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