All rise and come to order
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Bailiff start the video recorder
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You've been sworn, what's your complaint?
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Speak up son, don't hesitate!
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He presided in his courtroom so long ago
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He was hanging cowboys for stealing buffalo
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Court is adjourned, for his honor's feeling ill
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The shaking old relic needs a glycerin pill!
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Hang up your rope 'cause you're looking tired
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If it was up to me they'd all be fired
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Day after day convicting all those liars
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This ain't TV jail
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It's TV hell!
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Believe it or not
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Those walking blood clots
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Make enough money for a thousand foot yacht
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Who in Hollywood
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Did they every acquit?
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Just senile, judicial idiots
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As the drama unfolds
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And the law he upholds
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If you look real close
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You could see him growing mold
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Small claims messiah
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Is only a pariah to be ridiculed...
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Objection Overruled!
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All rise as he takes the bench
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To hear his old voice make my gut wrench
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Silence to those who are in his court
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I'm found guilty by his report
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No washed-up judge can say to me
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The shit he throws arround when he's on TV
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What can he fucking do, throw me in jail?
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I'd slap out his dentures, post them for bail!
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Hang up your robe 'cause you're looking tired
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If it was up to me they'd all be fired
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Day after day convicting all those liars
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This ain't TV jail, it's TV hell!
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You lose the case
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To a bigger bullshit they you today
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When it comes to the end
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You tell all of TV land what you've got to say
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When you're dead and gone
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Will they get another fossil to carry on?
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They must go to school
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To hand-pick these old fools
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I say to you
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Objection Overruled!
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It's all Perry Mason's fault!
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Cat strangling
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Objection Overruled
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Exodus |