Parrish Smith:
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One hot summer day back around the way
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A new kid moved onto the block and his name was Jay
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Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine mil
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yeahhh, and kept his Smitty's on his tool
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Erick Sermon:
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Anyway Jay portrayed to be like gard
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So we took him in, and put him down with the Hit Squad
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His house was phat, full court in the back
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Jacuzzi in his bedroom, a welcome on the doormat
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P - Plus AZT, full house alarm system
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One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one could vic him
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E - Something strange about the crib, I had to think
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Why the whole god damn house was dressed in hot pink
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P - Yo Jay, where's your bathroom, bust a move I gotta piss
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E - Three doors on the left homeboy, ya can't miss
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P - My head was busted
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E - Disgusted
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P - I said, "What's goin on?"
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I seen a douche bag, and Safety maxi-pad tampons
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E - Left the bathroom, went back where I was
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P - Tapped Jay on the shoulder and said,
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E - "Eiyyyooo cuz"
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P - "I thought you lived alone"
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E - "I do"
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Parrish Smith:
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"Are you certain?
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There's bras and leotards, hangin on the curtain
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Yo Jay what's your problem, homeboy you look stunned
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What are you doin? Put down that knife... where's my gun?"
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Shit's thick, I reached for my tool I wasn't strapped
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Left the nine in the car, right next to the jim hat
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It's my ass, I better think fast real quick
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I got a flashback *AHH* from a Bruce Lee flick
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Got in my stance
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E - Don't lie
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P - Kay I broke for the door
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Tripped on some bullshit in the living room floor
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Jay rushed me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke
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E - Ahh Shit
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P - Kicked him in the nuts
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E - That's ALL she wrote
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P - It was like Rapunzel
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E - Rapunzel?
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P - Down came his hair
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E - Titties popped out
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P - And there was ass everywhere
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E - Jay a transvestite?
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P - Not quite he was more like
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*J to the A to the N to the E*
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E - Yo P, don't tell me, you went out like a sucker
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P - Chill, took off that mustache, grabbed that ass and I fucked her
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Peace, I'm Audi 5000 *laughing*
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E - Audi 5000
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P - Ahh shit!
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All of that real shit, you know what I'm saying?
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E - Jane? Haircut, haircut like Anita Baker?
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P - The whole shit. Yo E, the whole shit, you know what I'm saying?
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Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her like Bruce Jenner
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E - But better
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P - Right in there man, I didn't even care, are you crazy?
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Was that holdin me up?
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E - Don't tell me it was Jane you were juicin
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P - Sheiit, kick it E!
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Jane 3
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