(Cheesey, Cheesey)
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(This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular
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They're real good for yo)
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Call any vegetable Call it by name
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Call one today When you get off the train
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Call any vegetable And the chances are good
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Aw, The vegetable will respond to you
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(Some people don't go for prunes...I
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don't know, I've always found that if they...)
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Call any vegetable Pick up your phone
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Think of a vegetable Lonely at home
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Call any vegetable And the chances are good
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That a vegetable will respond to you
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Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
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Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
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Rutabay-y-y-y...
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(A prune isn't really a vegetable...
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CABBAGE is a vegetable...)
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No one will know
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If you don't want to let them know
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No one will know
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'Less it's you that might tell them so
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Call and they'll come to you
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Covered with dew
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Vegetables dream, Of responding to you
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Standing there shiny and proud by your side
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Holding your hand while the neighbors decide
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Why is a vegetable something to hide?
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Call Any Vegetable
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| The Mothers Of Invention |
