When I was just a little boy, I'd sit around all day.
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Thinking about the future to pass the time of day.
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With my friends sittin' laughin', they would mainly laugh at me,
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because I was always different, it was all so plain to see.
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Didn't want to be a fireman, a cowboy, or a cop.
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I was always different like a sore thumb I stuck out.
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Because even in my dreams I won't pretend to age,
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I knew a life of normalcy was nothing but a cage.
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When I grow up, I don't want to be like you!
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To be a barbarian would be a lot of fun.
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Sit around, eat raw meat in the mid day sun.
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I'd dance around the fire, like a madman I would yell,
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I'd smell a bit I'd fart a lot, I'd cut class and I'd belch.
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I'd sack the Roman Empire and do with a grin.
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I'd set the cities all ablaze...do it on a whim.
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And people would shriek as I was coming into town,
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because I'd bring my minotaur to help me fry it down.
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When I grow up, I want something fun to do.
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I don't know much, but this much I know is true..
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when life is short, I don't want to be like you!
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When I grow up I think I want to be white trash
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living in a trailer park and sitting on my ass.
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I'd beat my wife and kids, my kids are passed out in the lawn.
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I'd steal my brewskies from my mom and often kick my dog.
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I'd go to work an hour later, bitch about my boss.
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I'd tell sexist jokes to all my friends to get my weight across.
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And every friday night I think I'd bowl a round or two,
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because standing watching monster trucks is just the thing to do!!
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Grow Up
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