Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
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At our Christmas party
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We were drinkin' champagne punch
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And homemade eggnog
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Little sister brought her new boyfriend
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He was a Mexican
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We didn't know what to think of him
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Til he sang Feliz Navidad
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Feliz Navidad
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Brother Ken brought his kids with him
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The three from his first wife Lynn
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And the two identical twins
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From his second wife Mary Nell
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Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
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Who talks all about AA
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Chain smokin' while the stereo plays
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Noel, Noel, The first Noel
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Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
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Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone
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Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
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We need some ice and an extension cord
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A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
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A box of pampers , some Marlboro Lights
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Hallelujah everybody say cheese
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Merry Christmas from the family
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Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
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I can't remember how I'm kin to them
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But when they tried to plug their motor home in
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They blew our christmas lights
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Cousin David knew just what went wrong
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So we all waited out on our front lawn
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He threw the breaker and the lights came on
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And we sang Silent Night
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Oh Silent Night o' holy night
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Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
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Mix Bloody Marys cause we all want one
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Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
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We need some celery and a can of fake snow
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A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
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A box of Tampons, some Salem Lights
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Hallelujah everybody say cheese
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Merry Christmas from the family
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Feliz Navidad!
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Merry Christmas From The Family
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| Montgomery Gentry |
