So many tech-heads
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Recent invasion
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I stretch out my long legs
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And I kick away the mouse pad, baby
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Amazon, eBay, Oracle, he say
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He promise a freebee
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But he's such a pokey little guy
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Wait, I hear big footsteps
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Thud, thumping out of the past
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That big dumb guy is here at last
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That big dumb guy is here at last
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Cyberman lights up
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But mostly he floppy
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Computer man crashes
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He's so humpty dumpty, baby
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Now he tries this experiment
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Though he knows it's so low-tech
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He tries patting his forehead
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While he's rub, rub, rubbing my stomach, baby
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But he can't do it, can he?
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No, no he can't do that at all
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But wait, I hear big footsteps
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Thud, thumbing out of the past
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Sure enough, that big dumb guy
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Is here at last
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That big dumb guy is here at last
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Big papa bear
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Maybe you can remember
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It wasn't that long ago
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When you dialed a number
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You got a living, breathing human being
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On the telephone
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Don't want nothing to do
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But just study the skin on your face
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I want to look up at the sky
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And watch the sunset
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With someone like you
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Wait, I hear big footsteps
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Thud, thumbing out of the past
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That big dumb guy is here at last
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That big dumb guy is here at last
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That big dumb guy is here, he's here
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In fact he's brought his
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Big raccoon coat with him
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And he doesn't even know it's
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Politically incorrect
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That big dumb guy is here at last
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I see him now walking torward me
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Let's get it on with your big bad self
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Get it on babe, Get it on babe
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Get it on babe, Get it on babe
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That big dumb guy is here at last
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Big, big, big, big, big
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Big dumb guy
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Oh, ha - smartest guy
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I ever knew yeah
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Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
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Kiss me, kiss me now
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If feels so good
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I don't want to have to go into those chat rooms anymore
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I don't want to see that pinwheel go round
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And around and around
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Every time I try to open any window
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Hold me, you big dumb guy
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You smart guy
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Big Dumb Guy
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| Carly Simon |
