[Verse 1]
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Man I love college, I never wanna leave this place
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Van Wilder, I got the keys to the gate
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Hold up, hold up, yeah I think it's my turn
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Let me get up in your ear, like a sideburn
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Like Derek Jeter I just need to be signed
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And if you don't like the track than you need to rewind
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I stay going hard, I'm Cal Ripken boy
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Leanin' on the cup I'm sippin boy, I'm gifted boy
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Making money chips ahoy
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Just keep moving up Lane Kiffin boy
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Yeah, and it's a quick decision
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Fresh all my work is in mint condition
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Peep the precision, surgeon on the track
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Fuck goin' in, I'm bout to make a quick incision
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And I go about my flow quite swiftly
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Go fast, then I change it up like cliff lee
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[Chorus]
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And I'm telling all the girls the same thing
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I'm telling all the girls I love them
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But I don't really mean a damn thing
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I just wanna go home and fuck them
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So I, I'm just tryin' to have fun
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So I, I'm just tryin' to have fun
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So I, I'm just tryin' to have fun
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Sorry girl, I'm just tryin' to have fun
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[Verse 2]
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Now I love all the girls, but it's still cash first
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Cause I just wanna ball out like a bad serve
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It's pretty much a fact that your girl wanna meet me
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I'm all over the web like Brett Favre's peepee
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And I'm so hot right now it might melt her
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And she catch my balls better than Wes Welker
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Haha, God dammit I'm a douche
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Been around the world and I ain't shooting hoops
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It's been two months and I might get famous, cocky
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Talk more shit than Skip Bayless, sorry
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And you really ain't living how I'm livin'
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Get so much brain that my fitted ain't fittin'
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Nah, I'm just kidding, I swear I'm deserving
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Comin' for the top spot quicker than a virgin
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And it's over, checker the flag
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Big heart mo'fucker, with a pecker to match
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[Chorus]
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And I'm telling all the girls the same thing
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I'm telling all the girls I love them
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But I don't really mean a damn thing
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I just wanna go home and fuck them
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So I, I'm just tryin to have fun
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So I, I'm just tryin to have fun
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So I, I'm just tryin to have fun
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Sorry girl, I'm just tryin to have fun
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I'm tryin' to have F-U-N
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If you don't like it, F-U-then... bitch
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College Humor
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| Mike Stud |
