Started out of necessity
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We were so broke and so hungry
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In this world of food for cash
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Got no choice its stuff and dash
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Now we got that dread disease
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Bulging pockets full of cheese
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The narcs are at the electric door
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I drop the goods right on the floor
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I'm a kleptomaniac
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We're all kleptomaniacs
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Never ever give it back
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Hey asshole what you looking at
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(Steal or starve is where it's at)
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Franco's got a special coat
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Stole enough juice to fill a moat
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Al's ripping off some smokes
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Reshelving those half empty cokes
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Cruise the aisles and pocket goods
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They'd jail us if they only could
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Get the cashier's dirty looks
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She knows we're all a bunch of crooks
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Your inventory's short at Hughes
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Cala Foods is paying dues
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Safeway's filing Chapter Eleven
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I pray we don't gotta rip off heaven
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We ain't telling you what to do
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Just saying what we been through
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Don't come crying to us for bail
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When they drag your ass on down to jail
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Kleptomaniac
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MDC |