I'ma blast your brains
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Talking full-on sex
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I got a porcupine called "Zazoom"
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He leaves his scent on people's graves
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(Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?)
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I had a cold one time, then I licked myself
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Why don't y'all just float off
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Now you're useless
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I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it
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I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny
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There she go
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Now watch me flow
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Oh, the night is young
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Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
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We'll probably do it on the couch
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While my roomie's out hiking
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So take if off and bite your tongue
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And hope my roommate don't come home
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A "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week
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I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato
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We're here for too long
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We gotta run, ok?
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And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut.
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I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it
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I pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it
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If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it
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When I count to three dismount
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Oh, the night is young
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Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
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We'll probably do it on the couch
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While my roomie's out hiking
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So take if off and bite your tongue
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I think that I ought to confess
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I drink fire water
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But I don't want the keys to your van
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What I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn
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We can shoot a unicorn
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Girl, I know you'll like the horn
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And I'm gonna keep you warm
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Till you wake up in the morning
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I know you ain't a bitch
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Oops
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I didn't mean to do that
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I just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beans
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The guy behind you just soiled his underwear
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(Sniff, sniff)
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Oh, umm, maybe YOU did it
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Hey, that's ok girl!
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Them strawberries look juicy
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Oh, the night is young
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Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
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We'll probably do it on the couch
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While my roomie's out hiking
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So take if off and bite your tongue
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And hope my roommate don't come home
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Bite your tongue
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And hope my roommate don't come home
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I got your Barbie zucchini
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Happy Monsoon Day!
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And you promised you'd lick it
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I'm gonna save a mental kitty
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I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe
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Russian Unicorn
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| Michael Buble |
