Old Godzilla was hopping around,
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Tokyo City like a big playground.
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When suddenly Batman burst from the shade,
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and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade.
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Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
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but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq.
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Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu,
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when Aaron Carter came out of the blue.
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And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal,
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then they both got flattened by the Batmobile.
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but before it could make it back to the Batcave,
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Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave.
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And took an AK47 out from under his hat,
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and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat.
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But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
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because Optimus Prime came to save the day.
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This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
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Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
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And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
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This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
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Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime,
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like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
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And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
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but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.
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And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady,
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when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete.
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But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
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Indiana Jones took him out with his whip.
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Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind,
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and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find.
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'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed,
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and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist.
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Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault,
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while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault.
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onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air.
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then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare.
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This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
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Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
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And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
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This is the Ultimate Showdown...
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Angels sang out in immaculate chorus,
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down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
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Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones,
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into the crotch of Indiana Jones.
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Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
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as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne.
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but Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
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and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.
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Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight.
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And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie,
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and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
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Robocop, the Terminator,
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Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
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Lo Pan, Superman,
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every single Power Ranger.
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Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
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Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan -
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All came out of no where lightning fast,
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And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
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It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,
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with civilians looking on total awe.
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The fight raged on for a century,
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many lives were claimed, but eventually.
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The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
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Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
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This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
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Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
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And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
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This is the Ultimate Showdown...
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(the ultimate showdown)
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This is the Ultimate Showdown...
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(the ultimate showdown)
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This is the Ultimate Showdown...
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(the ultimate showdown)
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of Ultimate Destiny
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The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny
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Lemon Demon |