[One, two , three!]
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The first night that I come home
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So drunk I could not see
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Found a horse in my stable
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Where my horse oughta be
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Come here my little wifey
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Explain this thing to me
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How come a horse in the stable
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Where my horse oughta be?
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You blind fool, you crazy fool
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Can't you never see?
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It's only a milkcow
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You're granny sent to me
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I've traveled this world over
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Ten thousand miles or more
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But a saddle upon a milkcow's back
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I never did see before
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The second night that I come home
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So drunk I could not see
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Found a coat a-hanging on the rack
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Where my coat oughta be
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Come here my little wifey
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Explain this thing to me
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How come a coat a hanging a hanging on the rack
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Where my coat oughta be?
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You blind fool, you crazy fool
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Can't you never see?
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It's only a bedquilt
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You're granny sent to me
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I've traveled this world over
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Ten thousand miles or more
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Pockets upon a bedquilt
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I never did see before
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The third night that I come home
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So drunk I could not see
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Found a head a-laying on the pillow
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Where my head oughta be
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Come here my little wifey
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Explain this thing to me
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How come a head a-laying on the pillow
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Where my head oughta be?
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You blind fool, you crazy fool
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Can't you never see?
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It's only a cabbage head
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You're granny sent to me
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I've traveled this world over
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Ten thousand miles or more
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But a moustache on a cabbage head
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I never did see before
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Three Nights Drunk
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Kristin Hersh |