Dialogue
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"Good morning class."
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"Good morning teacher."
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"I am you teacher Mr. KJ-52."
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"Hi, Mr. 52. (nerd)"
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"Today we are going to be learning our ABC's."
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"Noooo!"
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"Can you say A?"
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"Nine."
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"Can you say B?"
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"Ten. Twenty-seven."
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"Just listen"
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(Billy Puddles) KJ-52
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(A) Alphabetically attacking with actual actions
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(B) Bumping bass while I'm busting breaking back and blasting
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(C) I'm Catching cats crashing creating creations and clashing
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(D) Doing a double dose of damage and dashing
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(E) while effortlessly encouraging everyone just to endure
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(F) Facing feeble fools as I faithfully just flow forth
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(G) God's good and God's great, God's grace I gratefully got
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(H) Hope in Him has helped heal this hurting heart
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(I) Idiots instituting irrelevant type insolence
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(J) Joyfully jamming junk jacking up this Jesus journalist
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(K) Killing just to keep the King's kids just kicking
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(L) and Learning life's lessons of just laughing loving and living
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Chorus [2X]
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From the A to the B to the B to the Z.
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Now we gone take you back to the elementary.
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and bring you back to the essence of how we emcee.
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Cause we gone break it down to you alphabetically.
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(M) Make the most of moments most men mentaly miss
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(N) and Navigate nine new nouns nearly no one notices
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(O) Officially overturn obstacles that often operates
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(P) to put people in poor position in the proper place
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(Q) Quite quaint how the quotient just quickly quits
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(R) Reprimanding real rappers who in reality they really rip
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(S) Sorry saps sell ya sorry sylables to sell silly suckers
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(T) Tell your tall tales trying to touch us
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(U) i understand underestimating the underground
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(V) Voting to verily vindicate ya viscious type of vows
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(W) Well wishing wondering will we waste these wanted weapons
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(X) Xeroxing x-rated, x-con type x-men
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(Y) Yearning and yelling at you yes men for years
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(Z) while zig zagging to zap in and zoom zealously for zeal
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"Did you catch that class?"
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"no"
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"Well
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Chorus [2X]
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From the A to the B to the B to the Z.
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Now we gone take you back to the elementary.
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and bring you back to the essence of how we emcee.
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Cause we gone break it down to you alphabetically.
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"Now class, we have a substitute teacher today."
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"Aaaawww."
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"His name is Mr. Billy Puddles."
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"Who'd that?"
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"Billy Puddles? (Who's Billy Puddles?)"
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"He's going to be teaching you your 1's and 2's."
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"Come on guys. um, um."
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"Mr. Billy Puddles the class is yours."
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(KJ52) Billy Puddles
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(1) One of these boys wonders is running his own thing
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(2) Today you better stop rocking those tutu's like tootsie
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(3) Three days from now we going to check you out with three way
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(4) Force you to fork it over like in the intrepid on a freeway
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(5) Hawaii five-o tried to beat me like a price on e-Bay
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(6) They had the six shooter to my six pack
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(7) Seven of my nine lives just then took a trip back
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(8) Like that young kid who ate all them eight balls
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(9) You only got nine innings in this crazy game of paint ball
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(10) Ten out of twenty y'all is going AWOL
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("Now class, did you get that?"
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"No."
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"What do you mean you didn't get that? Nah no-no-no sit down. sit down. no put the boy down. Don't hit Mr. Billy Puddles! Don't throw that- Don't throw that-put the chalk back. Ok now how many times do i have to tell you guys? That's it you all got detention! You all got detention! No no nono go to the-go to the- That's it. That's it i can't take you anymore. I'm quiting. Why wouldn't you listen to me?! What do i have to do to tell you what to do. This isn't simple! ahh! ahh! aahhh! You're not funny I quit!")
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Chorus [2X]
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From the A to the B to the B to the Z.
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Now we gone take you back to the elementary.
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and bring you back to the essence of how we emcee.
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Cause we gone break it down to you alphabetically.
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| ABC's and 1, 2, 3's |
