Ashes To Ashes And Funks To Funky
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Daddy Long Legs Is A Mean Ass Honky
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And Jimmy Pop Ain't No Heiny Hobbit Gaybe
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Ain't No Big Meaty Chunks In My Thick Brown Gravy
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Cause I'm The Loch Ness The Loch Ness The Loch Ness Monster
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Jerry's Kids Are Knockin' At My Door, "Could You Be A Sponsor?"
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Tiny Bubbles In My Tub Pull My Finger Lawrence Welk
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If You Wanna Look Like Rocky Dennis Better Drink Your Milk
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When I'm Feeling Oriental I Gotta Rub My Chin
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Gonna Hold My Water In Like I'm Gunga Din
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So Have A Taste Of My Bass Cause The Girlies Got Smiles
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You Get On My Case Like The Rockford Files
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Crazy Eddie In The Slammer Cause He's Giving It All Away
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John Boy In The Barn With A Horse In The Hay
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No Rhyme No Reason No Job No Class
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And We Don't Go Near The Ghetto Cause They'd Shoot Our Ass
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Go Go Yeah Yeah Huh What?
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I'm A Legend In My Spare Time
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If You Ain't Ever Been To The Suburbs
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Don't Ever Come To The Suburbs
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Cause You Wouldn't Understand The Suburbs
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Cause I'm A Huskin' A Huskin' A Huskin' Your Corn
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I'm As Deep As The Plot To A Gay Porn
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So Uh-Oh Spaghettios I Forgot To Hide Away The Body
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I Know That She's A Hotty But Damn That Girl Could Party
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So Come To Me Momma It Ain't No Crime
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I'm The Skilled Love Doctor Growlin', "What's Your Sign?"
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I Did The Flamin' Waffle With Ho Chi Min
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Your Girl's A Dollar Bill We Don't Know Where She's Been
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J.F.K.'S Head Is A Puzzle And Your Woman Needs A Muzzle
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Barbara Eden In The Bottle And Now I'm Gonna Guzzle
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You're Too What? Shy Shy Huh What?
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Hush Hush Yea? I Knew Why
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Cause We're Playing The Palladium You Can't Get On Star Search
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Daddy Legs Standing Tall He Can Do The Funky Lurch
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And Jimmy Jimmy Pop Is Short For Jimmy Jimmy Popular
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You Know I Know You Know Your Not The Tough Guy That You Thought You Were
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Go Go Yeah Yeah Huh What?
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I'm A Legend In My Spare Time
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Cause I Wopbobaloobop
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Ha Cha Cha Chatch
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Come Lick My Balls
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Vive La My Crotch
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Cause Your Daddy Thinks I'm Lazy Your Momma Thinks I'm Crazy
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But Neither Of Them Know That You Are Carrying My Baby
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And I'm The Amos I'm The Andy I'm The Sticky Aunt Jemammy
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I Gave You Mouth To Mouth Like Resuscitation Annie
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It Takes Two Of Us To Do This Like Dean Martin Jerry Lewis
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And Your Throat Is Swollen Gloryholen' Ya Blew Us
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George Burns' Pacemaker Beats Steady Slow And Low
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That's Why We Got More Hits Then A Dealer At A Dead Show
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Go Go Yeah Yeah Huh What?
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I'm A Legend In My Spare Time
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Legend In My Spare Time
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