I¡¯m an orible orange
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Covered in chemical spray.
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I'm absolutely nasty
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That's why I have to say
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That I'm an orible orange
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(He's an orible orange)
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I'm an orible orange
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(He's an orible orange)
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I¡¯m an orible orange
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(He's an orible orange)
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And you shouldn't eat me.
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I'm a soggy white sandwich
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Made from bleached white bread.
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I'm absolutely nutrition-less and useless,
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That's why it has to be said
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That I'm a soggy white sandwich
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(He's a soggy white sandwich), etc.
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I'm a chemical kipper,
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Coloured with poisonous red dye.
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I wish I were a beautiful bloater
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But next to a pat of rancid butter I lie.
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I'm a chemical kipper, etc.
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I'm a lamentable lentil
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Lamentablentablentablentable lentil.
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I'm a lamentable lentil, etc...
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I'm a miserable maggot,
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I live in poisoned fruit.
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I always have bad tummy aches,
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And very often puke--blechgh!
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I'm a miserable maggot
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Such a miserable maggot.
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Fruit ain't what it used to be.
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I'm a miserable maggot, etc...
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I'm an unhappy apple
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Covered in chemical dust
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I'm absolutely toxic
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So I warn you all I must
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I'm an unhappy apple, etc.
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...You shouldn't eat me.
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Orible Orange
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| Kevin Ayers |
