Feeling kind of bony
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On the telephoney
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Talking to Marconi
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Eating Rice-a-Roni
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Nominated for a Tony
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For acting like a phoney
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Watching Twilight Zoney
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On my forty-two inch Sony
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This is just a long song
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It ain't no poem
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Leave the lights on till your baby gets home
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It's like sitting in the kitchen
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When the music's really bitchin'
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Your nose it starts to itchin'
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As you count your old age pension
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Did I forget to mention
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The ride that I was hitchin'
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To the Aluminum convention
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I had such good intention
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Keep your cotton pickin' fingers off
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My song poem
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And leave the lights on till your baby gets home
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Leave the lights on till your baby gets home
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Leave the lights on till your baby gets home
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Don't forget your toothbrush
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Your hairbrush and your comb
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Leave the lights on till your baby gets home
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Got a big ol' dog
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A chrome crowbar
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I keep that mother humper in the back seat of my car
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Me and Billy Shakespeare
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Stepped out to get a root beer
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We sat together so near
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People thought we were queer
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Punctuated by the big scare
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We joined the Air Force right there
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To defend our country first class
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Who couldn't give a rat's ass
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Don't you tell me that the White House is my home
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Leave the lights on till your baby gets home
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Leave the lights on till your baby gets home
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Leave the lights on till your baby gets home
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Don't forget your toothbrush
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Your hairbrush and your comb
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Leave the lights on till your baby gets home
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Got a big ol' dog
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A big iron bar
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I keep that mother humper in the back seat of my car
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It's like kissing Greta Garbo with a mouth full of marbles
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Like trying to cash a paycheck in the middle of a train wreck
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Leave the lights on
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Leave the lights on
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Like trying to get aroundo in a carmade of bondo
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Like speaking German lingo to a dog named Dingo - Plotz!!
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Leave the lights on
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Leave the lights on
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Like a French fried quesadilla
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In a franchised pizzeria
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Leave the lights on
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Leave the lights on
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A big iron bar
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I keep that mother humper in the back seat of my car.
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Leave The Lights On
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| Kasey Chambers |
