Chorus: Where are the Brownies when you need them
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How come the kitchen's still a sight
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Where are the Brownies when you need them
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I hope they change their minds and come tonight
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Woke up this morning and the porch was full of sour milk
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The bowl I left the Brownies had been spilled from end to end
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And nothing had been done around my house while I was sleeping
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I thought the little buggers were my friends
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I got a neighbor and I swear her name is Mrs. Clean
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Her place is just immaculate a picture of delight
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I asked her for the secret and she told me it was Brownies
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They did it for the milk she left at night
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All right, you Brownies, now I'm gonna give you one last chance
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If I still find this wild disaster when I leave my bed
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I'm gonna let my fingers wander through those Yellow Pages
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And get myself a girl scout troop instead
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Words and music: Kathy Mar
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Copyright 1985 Kathy Mar
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Brownies
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| Kathy Mar |
