Somebody's barbie is a vaporous cloud
|
One of the barbies of a very freaky crowd
|
Someone's prize hibachi will never cook again
|
It's impossible to charbroil on a small metallic stain
|
Yesterday it was grilling hot dogs, chicken breasts, and steaks
|
Its owner never realized his plan was a mistake
|
Now the charcoal bricks are perfect but the grill's a metal lake
|
It's nobody's barbie now
|
|
Now you who love your barbies
|
and wish to treat them well
|
Remember liquid oxygen is really liquid hell
|
And in your attempts to make your fires happen faster
|
Remember there are some plans that will always spell disaster
|
If you try to light your charcoal with a kind of rocket fuel
|
You won't need anybody else to tell you you're a fool
|
You will know it when your barbecue's a slightly smoking pool
|
It's nobody's barbie
|
Just melted, hot, and ''carbie''
|
It's nobody's barbie now
|
|
|
|
To the tune of Nobody's Moggy Now by Eric Bogle
|
|
Words: Kathy Mar
|
|
Copyright 2002 Kathy Mar
|
|
-----------------
|
Barbie Cues
|
| Kathy Mar |
