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To pack for camping there¡¯s just two rules,
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Do we need it, is it cool?
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Here¡¯s the stuff that we really need,
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Just the bare necessities.
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Hunters dressed like Mata Hari!
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We¡¯re going camping not on safari,
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Lederhosen, a pick axe and socks?
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For climbing the Alps, we¡¯ll be climbing up rocks!
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Chorus
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You¡¯ve got to kidding me; it¡¯s a real necessity,
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Not, hairdryers need electricity, and what¡¯s this?
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Frozen dinners, this one¡¯s my fave,
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And where you going to find a microwave?
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Chorus
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What now? An outfit to wear in case of danger,
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I¡¯m just a camper, not a park ranger,
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No more jokes it¡¯s understood,
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We can be comfy, and still look good!
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Chorus
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The Bare Necessities
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| Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen |
