Someday I'd like to be President.
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It's a job that's caught my eye.
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I know I'd enjoy being President
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And here's the reason why.
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No one tells the President how to dress.
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No one bugs him if his oval office is a mess.
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No one tells him when it's time to mow the White House lawn.
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And if anybody tried to you can be they'd soon be gone.
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No one tells the President not to slouch.
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No one says, "Don't put you feet on Mr. Lincoln's couch."
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No one tells him "Company's here. Use your fork and spoon"
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Unless they want to be the next Ambassador to the moon.
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Chorus
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No one tells the President,
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No one tells the President,
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No one tells the President what to do.
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No one tells the President not to run.
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No one says, "There's no dessert until that speech is done"
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No one says, "The Press is coming. Clean behind your ears"
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Unless they want to have a "time out" for the next four years.
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Chorus
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She'll change all the rules.
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The kids'll run the schools
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She'll be on the side of girls and boys.
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She'll fix all the laws.
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She'll be like Santa Claus
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And her cabinets will overflow with toys.
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No one tells the President how to speak.
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(Parent: Ashley!)
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No one says "You can't be on TV for one whole week."
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(Parent: Time to eat!)
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So when I've had enough of "Time to eat" and "Where've you been"
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I'm headin' down to Washington to get myself sworn in.
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'Cause no one tells the President
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(Parent: Mary-Kate!)
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No one tells the President,
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(Come on!)
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No one tells the President what to do.
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(Time to wash up)
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No one tells the President,
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No one tells the President,
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No one tells the President what to do.
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(I'm gonna count to three.)
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No one tells the President,
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(One...)
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No one tells the President,
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(Two...)
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No one tells the President what to do.
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(Two and a half...)
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No one tells the President,
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(Girls!)
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No one tells the President,
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(I mean that!)
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No one tells the President what to do.
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(Now!)
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Coming! See you on Election Day.
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No One Tells The President What To Do
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| Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen |
