Ashley: Yeah, yeah, Bob. That should do it.
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Mary-Kate: Who was on the phone so early in the morning?
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Ashley: Our friend, Bob. He wanted to know the best way to pretend he's sick.
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Mary-Kate: How come?
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Ashley: First grade. he can't take the pressure.
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It's Sunday night and tomorrow is the day
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I'll sit down in the circle
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and Miss Cunningham will say...
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"Who's brought something special,
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who would like to share?"
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I'd rather eat raw spinach than be there!
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Show and Tell, I just can't take it
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Show and Tell, I'll never make it
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Everybody brings such interesting things
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But not me
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Show and Tell, I'm gonna flunk it!
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Show and Tell, I've always stunk at
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Finding something cool
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To show the other kids at school
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Like Jennifer brought a sea shell
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Jessica showed her snake
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Justin brought his new little brother
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A real live baby, give me a break!
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Nicholas had a fossil
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And Natalie had a skull
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I looked on my shelf and said to myself
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"Dull, dull, dull!"
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Show and Tell, the others love it
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He gets hives, just thinking of it
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Anything I choose
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Is sure to be a total snooze
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Once I brought a marble,
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A really pretty marble
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The kids said "Look...a marble..."
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I thought I was gonna die
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A Show and Tell day victim
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But Mondays, now, I've licked them
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I stand on two feet and tell a complete
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Lie, lie, lie!
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Like Show and Tell-oops, I forgot mine!
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Show and Tell-a hunter shot mine!
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Lost it on the way-Is it Show and Tell
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Today? Ahh gee!
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Show and Tell-a freight train hit mine!
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Show and Tell-a pitbull bit mine!
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Had it in my hand-I just don't
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understand, where did it go?
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Show and Tell-has lit a fire
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In the heart of this little liar-I didn't know
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it could fly, Mrs. Cunningham, really!
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Show and Tell-my brother ate it!
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Show and Tell-my dog peed on it?
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Show and Tell-turns out I was allergic to it
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and I got this rash and I couldn't breathe
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and my mother said
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"Drop that thing before it kills you"
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Honest!
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Show and Tell
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Show And Tell
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| Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen |
