Those annoying little things (annoying little things)
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That grab your attention (grab your attention)
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By crawling into places,
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I wouldn't want to mention
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They should be taught some manners (taught some manners)
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Despite their height (You're right!)
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They shouldn't take what isn't theirs
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And it's impolite to fight
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Chorus:
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Critters on my crackers
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Bugs on my baloney
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Oh my gosh here comes a bumblebee
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Oh my gosh here comes a big bumblebee
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Those little things make your stomach grumble
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Make it wanna fumble, tip and tumble
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Fleas in the flour
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Stinkbugs in my sweet and sour
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Ants in my pants
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And that bumblebee was bigger than an elephant
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Insignificant little things (insignificant)
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When they're on their own (on their own)
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But put them in a squadron
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They'll eat you to the bone
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Delicious little things (yum yum yum)
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You shouldn't knock it (you really shouldn't knock it)
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Cause you know they taste best
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When dipped in chocolate
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Chorus
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I swear it was this big!
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Critters on my crackers
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Bugs on my baloney
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Oh my gosh here comes a bigger bumblebee
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Those little things make your stomach grumble
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Make it wanna fumble, tip and tumble
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Critters on my crackers
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Bugs on my baloney
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O Oh!
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Fleas, flies, beatles, bugs, maggots, mice, spiders, slugs
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Critters, critters, critters
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On my crackers
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Critters On My Crackers
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| Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen |
