I don’t wanna meet your dad
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Don’t wanna hump your sister
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Don’t wanna do it to your best friend either
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I don’t want you messin around and givin me a blister
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And leave me illin for the penicillin
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When you walk out I don’t wanna feel left out
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Cuz sooner or later its just over, over
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I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
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I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
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I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
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I don’t want the fairy tale and
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I don’t want the girl from hell
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Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
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You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
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I don’t wanna learn to dance don’t wanna rent the limo
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I know your thinking I’m a weirdo
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I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
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Convince my friends I’m not a homo
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When you walk out I don’t wanna feel left out
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Cuz sooner or later its just over, over
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I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
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I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
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I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
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I don’t want the fairy tale and
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I don’t want the girl from hell
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Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
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You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
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Tell everyone im good in the sack
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But all your friends were giving you flack
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And you just couldn’t put up with that
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So no your never taking me back
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I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
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I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
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I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
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I don’t want the fairy tale and
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I don’t want the girl from hell
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And I don’t want to spend the time
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And I don’t need no valentine
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My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend
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Next Ex-Girlfriend
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| Bowling For Soup |