They call me Mr. Carbohydrate
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It's the only thing I can digest
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Xenophobia or general disinterest
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I must catch up with all this stuff
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They call me a boring fuckhead
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They say I might as well work in a bank
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I tell them I wish I was, they tell me that I'm sick in the head
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They say that I'm sick in the head
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They call me Mr. Carbohydrate
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They call me Mr. Inadequate
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They call me Mr. Paranoia
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They call me Mr. Hypochondria
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Have you heard of Matthew Maynard
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He's my favourite cricketer
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I would rather watch him play than pick up my guitar
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Than play with my guitar
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People tell me I should get out more
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But the TV is my best friend
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Cynicism is the only thing that keeps me sane
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The only thing that keeps me sane
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They call me Mr. Carbohydrate
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They call me Mr. Inadequate
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They call me Mr. Paranoia
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They call me Mr. Hypochondria
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Sometimes I just stay in bed
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And think about the day
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When I can retire, forgetting everything
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I'll forget everything
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Forget everything
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Forever but not today
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When I cannot, cannot say
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No more yesterdays
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No more yesterdays
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Mr. Carbohydrate
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| Manic Street Preachers |
