I dont claim to ride a bike
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with long black hair to show my might
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I dont follow the latest styles
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they make me throw up bright green bile
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I dont have to shave my head
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or walk around and beg for bread
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I dont have big ears that stick out
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or act like my parents threw me out!
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Dont parade around town
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or shoot up gloo that gets me down
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I dont have lots of holes in my arm
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and have'nt used up all my charms,
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dont go to clubs 'cause I think its cool,
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and hang out with all the fools
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so glad. oh so glad I'm not you
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I dont sit in a highrise office
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and think about how much money I make
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I dont have a greasy toupe or walk around with hair thats fake
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dont have pearls, or cars or furs
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only cowboy boots, no spurs
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no silk sheets apon my bed
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glad I'm not you, I'd rather be dead!
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I have acid wash, but no poodle hair
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thats why I shot you that ugly stare
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no high heels with jeans and socks
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I rather have a bagel, hold the lox
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no tan in the middle of winter
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I'd rather have a ten foot splinter
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*Chorus*
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Glad I'm Not Yew
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