[Rihanna:]
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You know the system,
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we have the fire power,
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and we have each other.
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You ready?
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[Ronnie groans]
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[Rihanna:]
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Yeah, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
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We at it again, everybody now
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Hands in the air, it's a stick up, stick up
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no funny business or you get lit up, lit up
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You test I (I), you gon' die (die)
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And at your funeral ya mama gon' cry
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So customers kiss the floor, floor
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And clerks open cash drawers slow, slow
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If you don't wanna end up dead
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You'll do everything Shy Ronnie says
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Tell 'em, Ronnie!
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[Ronnie murmurs]
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hey its shy Ronnie
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now you down on the floor
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I'm getting changed in my bag in the back of the store
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but I'm gonna go and be the best
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i knew it and suck my dick in the butt in the forest
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but it doesn't matter
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because we coming for your money ha-haa!
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[Rihanna:]
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No one in the bank can hear you
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Shy Ronnie, use your outside voice
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We don't have time for this
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Let's go
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So stay on the ground it's a stick up, stick up
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Your wallets and jewels we'll pick up, pick up
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Unload the cash (cash), move your ass (ass)
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We gettin' money, tell 'em Shy Ronnie
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[Ronnie murmurs]
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now I'm on the scene,
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shy Ronnie with the heat
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but uh oh I'm gonna get touched
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but now I'm gonna tell you why it don't stop
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and its gonna be a long night
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sucking on your gets boner ha-HAAA
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[Rihanna:]
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Please, please use your words
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Just imagine that everyone's naked
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Uh, oh!
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Boner alert. He really pictured them naked.
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[Ronnie:]
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HA-HAA!
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[Rihanna:]
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Why did I think you could do this?
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Ronnie hostage on the move [gunshot]
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He shot himself.
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Why is your gun so small?
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The police are on their way
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[Police:]
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(Come out with your hands up)
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[Rihanna:]
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Good luck, Shy Ronnie
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Bye, bye!
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[Ronnie:]
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HA-HAA!
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Ronnie motherfucker and I'm back from the dead,
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Brain bored with the murder, so I shot my own leg
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Don't get the name twisted, cause I'm crazy as shit
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I hung a giant ass noose off my giant ass dick
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[Rihanna:]
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Aye! I forgot this money
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And also this guy
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Come on, we're gonna have sex
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Too-da-loo!
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[Ronnie:]
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And you can hang from it
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Cause you don't wanna see my real gun
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Shots to the sky but your face sound real fun!
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Ronnie!
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Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie & Clyde
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The Lonely Island |