(ring)
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Lil Kim:
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Hey wassup, leave me a message and i'll get back to you
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(beep)
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1st message:
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Yo Kim, this is your X-asser
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I just find a photo then will you fuck up my ass
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And just...fuck that!
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(beep)
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2nd message:
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Kim? It's not my face
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But listen, i fuck up my friend
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I kill that shit
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What's that?
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Did you ask at this?
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(beep)
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3rd message:
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Fuck you
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Phone never pick up
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When i have a problem
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I didn't have an ass
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(beep)
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4th message:
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Hello? Hey Kim
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I love you and i wanna my soul
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Did you?
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(beep)
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5th message:
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C'mon, Kim, pick up this phonic shit
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I have a problem
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When i can go to kill up?
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Just pick up the phone
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And find me so killed-in-one
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(beep)
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6th message:
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Love this "Naked Truth"
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I hate my "Bella Mafia"
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But, call me at a problem:
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I hate my "Intro in A-Minor"
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(beep)
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7th message:
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Kill the friend, is hang up the phone everyday
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Just call the number '800-788-47-69'
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Bye
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(beep)
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8th message:
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Hey Kim
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Hey bitch
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I call you, you call me
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I'm calling up my friend
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Is in the hospital "Hood alarm"
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It's picking up the phone and find a bitch
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Just pick up this phone
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(beep)
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9th message:
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This Kim? I'm Oops! My phone is ringing!
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Listen, I wanna have a name like 'The long phone conversation'
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Listen, my friend is dead
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It's wanna call 'Oops! I hang up the phone!'
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(beep)
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10th message:
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Call me, bitch
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Or i call that friend
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(ring)
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Answering Machine Skit 1
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| Lil' Kim |
