The bottom feels so much better than the top!
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So much better!
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Nan you're a window shopper
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Taking a look but you never buy
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Nan you're a window shopper
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You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
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Nan you're a window shopper
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Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
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Nan you're a window shopper
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Mad as fuck, only just alive
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You get up in the morning and you like your tea milky
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You fumble for your glasses 'cause without 'em you can't see
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It's funny how I come around your house and I'm twenty
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And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me
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I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label
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You've done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April
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And you won't leave your house unless you're wearing your thermals
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You're covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like strepsils
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You're headed down the bowls club, have another orange squash
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Balls are rollin', rollin', rollin'
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You can't walk right 'cause things aren't what they were
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Your ankles are swollen, swollen, swollen
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Nan you're a window shopper
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Taking a look but you never buy
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Nan you're a window shopper
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You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
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Nan you're a window shopper
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Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
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Nan you're a window shopper
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Mad as fuck, only just alive
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Walking down the post office to pick up your pension
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And then you're off to bingo, it's become an obsession
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So wary of the kids when they're wearing their hoods up
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And even if they smile at you you think it's a stick up
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You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons
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You're saving 50p but what do you want with tampons
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You're always at the doctor picking up you prescription
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And they throw in some KY just to ease up the friction
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You've got a leak in your colostomy bag
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Yeah, it's got a hole in, hole in, hole in
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On the weekend you're shopping with your trolley
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It's sad how you're rollin', rollin', rollin'
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Nan you're a window shopper
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Taking a look but you never buy
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Nan you're a window shopper
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You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
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Nan you're a window shopper
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Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
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Nan you're a window shopper
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Mad as fuck, only just alive
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Nan You're A Window Shopper
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Lily Allen |