Time has passed. Fanny has given birth
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to a daughter, Frances, who is now five
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months old, and Fanny is going back into
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the new Ziegfeld show. Eddie and
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Mrs. Strakosh suggest that Fanny's
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mother needs a new interest in life.
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[Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:]
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Find yourself a man--
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[Mrs. Brice:]
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You're demented.
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[Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:]
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Find yourself a man--
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[Mrs. Brice:]
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That's just what I need.
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[Eddie:]
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You'll see what a difference it makes ev'ry day.
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[Mrs. Brice:]
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Send me a letter,
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You'll write me a resume
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[Mrs. Strakosh:]
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Just take me and Dave--
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[Mrs. Brice:]
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Romeo and Juliet--
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[Eddie:]
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Dave is still her slave.
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[Mrs. Brice:]
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Send the slave my regards!
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[Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:]
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Open your heart and from out of the skies
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A prince on a horse will materialize.
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[Mrs. Brice:]
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Boy, is some lucky prince
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Gonna get a surprise!
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[All:]
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Find a man!
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[Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:]
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Find yourself a man,
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[Mrs. Strakosh:]
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I repeat it, Rose.
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[Mrs. Brice:]
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Find myself a man.
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[Eddie:]
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You're defeated, Rose.
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[Mrs. Brice:]
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I'll hang a sign out,
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Big letters that high,
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Come in and sample
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You don't have to buy.
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[Eddie:]
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Hear a voice talk back.
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[Mrs. Brice:]
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I hear voices now.
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[Mrs. Strakosh:]
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Money you don't lack--
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[Mrs. Brice:]
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Why, you've been countin'?
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Just what I need is a middle-aged sheik
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Whose uppers and lowers
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Will click when he'll speak,
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And life is a song 'cause he'll click and I'll creak.
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[All:]
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Find a man.
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[Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:]
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The man that you select--
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[Mrs. Brice:]
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What about him?
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[Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:]
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Must treat you with respect.
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[Mrs. Brice:]
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That's important.
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[Eddie:]
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He must understand there
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Are rules to obey,
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Not toy with your morals
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And lead you astray.
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[Mrs. Brice:]
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Please, darling, let the man do things his way.
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Mrs. Strakosh and [Eddie:]
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Find a man--
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[Mrs. Brice:]
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I'm a grandmother!
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[Mrs. Strakosh:]
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Find a man--
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[Mrs. Brice:]
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You got somebody in mind?
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[All:]
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Find yourself
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A man.
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Find Yourself A Man
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| Barbra Streisand |
