It started on the real world
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A hot tub full of hot girls
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Grindin' every frat boy and freak
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Line up all the idols
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Who paint on phony smiles
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Tryin' to ride the fast track for free
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Whose the biggest loser?
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I'll bust the biggest boozer
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Bigger ratings for MTV
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All the soul survivors
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Still stranded on the island
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Lyin' through their teeth for money
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[Chorus]
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So everybody dance, and everybody sing
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If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
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Yeah we can swing it
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CHA-CHING!
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When you take off all your clothes
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When you strike a playboy pose
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If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
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Then you gotta bring it
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CHA-CHING!
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Everybody stop and stare
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Kardashian's ass is everywhere
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If you missed it, watch TMZ
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Pretendin' to be lesbians
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And Tila's playin all of them
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While Flavor Flave is gets fucked up for free
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Guess whose livin real large
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It's mini me, the porn star
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Google it, i'll think you'll agree
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And all the hotties on the hills
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Just gettin' rich and makin deals
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While you and I are watchin' TV
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[Chorus]
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So everybody dance, and everybody sing
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If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
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Yeah we can swing it
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CHA-CHING!
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When you take off all your clothes
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When you strike a playboy pose
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If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
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Then you gotta bring it
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CHA-CHING!
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The All American Dream
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Is gettin' 15 for free
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The All American Dream is so skin deep
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It started on the real world
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A hot tup full of hot girls
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Grindin' every frat boy and freak
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[Chorus x2]
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So everybody dance, and everybody sing
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If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
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Yeah we can swing it
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CHA-CHING!
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When you take off all your clothes
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When you strike a playboy pose
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Then you gotta bring it
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CHA-CHING!
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So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes
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15's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
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(CHA-CHING!)
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So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes
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15's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
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(CHA-CHING!)
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Cha-Ching
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| Hedley |
