She drinks coffee with her neighbor daily from one til two
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If she saw The Bold last night on the TV
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But neighbor didn¡¯t see it, there was European Cup
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So her Karel was with his shawl and cap screaming to his club
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Poor Libelle-sloven, that¡¯s what she lives for (*1)
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Chatter with that Margriet-trollop as everything she has (*2)
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And everybody¡¯s nuts, except you
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Slurping her coffee, in unison, that youth-home should be closed
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They¡¯re scandal-mondering about the guy of number 13, cause he is a queer!
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But her husband Jos is the hero, the hero who cheats on her
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He grasps everything that has a hole, but she¡¯s blind and too in love
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Her right is the kitchen sink, that¡¯s what they learned her!
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And she knows she can do more, she already tried!
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She wants to learn English, but her husband thinks it¡¯s too expensive!
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If she knows how much it costs, such a big motorcycle in the barn?
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He says she mustn¡¯t moan, cause she doesn¡¯t lack anything!
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And that she better went on knitting, for when she became mother!
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(*1 Libelle is a magazine for house women)
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(*2 Margriet is the same as Libelle)
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Everybody's Nuts (Except You!)
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| Heideroosjes |
