Attention, Attention
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This is an EO-service announcement (*1)
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All of the dirty words since reports and persons in this song
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Do not mirror historic or true-based facts.
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If it still, unexpected, shocks you
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Then, then, Jesus Christ, I don¡¯t know what then!
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I was sitting in a sauna, y¡¯know
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Such a hot spot
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Where you get in naked and al, and where it¡¯s hot and al,
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Is there an Easter Bunny coming in, y¡¯know,
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With those big ears, y¡¯know
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He spreaded his legs and says to me:
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¡°You¡¯ve got a nice ribbon around your nuts¡±
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I say: ¡°What?¡±
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He says: ¡°You¡¯ve got a nice ribbon around your nuts¡±
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I say: ¡°I don¡¯t have a ribbon around my nuts man, look at your own nuts!¡±
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He says: ¡°Oh, do you want to see my nuts? Oh, do you want t see my nuts?¡±
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I say: ¡°I don¡¯t want to see your nuts dude!¡±
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I got pretty sick of that animal, dude
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I thought, get the fuck out of here
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I¡¯m walking out,
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I see the thermostat and think: ¡®hehehehe¡¯
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THEY¡¯RE MELTING THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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¡°But daddy, the Easter Bunny doesn¡¯t exist, does it?¡±
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¡°You must shut the fuck up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child!
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If you open your fucking mouth one more time, I bob your scrotum away
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And don¡¯t ask those stupid questions, allright?¡±
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Right, nice, an evening in the sauna
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So after that I went to the snack bar, y¡¯know, eat a bit
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I was standing in the queue, y¡¯know, and felt something on my back
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I turned around and thought:
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¡°Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! IT¡¯S THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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Oh shit, oh no, don¡¯t cry¡±
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He says to me, he says:
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¡°Oh, do you want to see my nuts?¡±
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¡°Mmmmm¡¦ YES!!! I WANT TO SEE THOSE NUTS!!!
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COME HERE WITH THOSE BALLOONS!!!¡±
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I pulled off his scrotum
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And his nuts were falling all over the floor
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It was like: *poing, poing, poing poing*
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I scream: ¡°I¡¯m sick of you, fucking animal!¡±
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I grabbed him by his ears and threw him in that boiling grease-cup
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Kssssss, right, nice and clean.
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(*the sauna and snackbar adventure is (probably) full of mistakes, but the accent Marco talks here has wrong vocabulary in Dutch too¡¦)
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(*1 EO is an extremely conservative Dutch TV-channel)
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They¡¯re Melting The Easter Bunny!
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| Heideroosjes |
