All your marsupial annotations
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That you carry around
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May ring through their ears,
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But to us make no sound.
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We never asked you to squat
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On our intricacies of employment,
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But honestly, the harder you squeeze
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Facilitates the enjoyment.
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Oh just look at all the pretty boggling array
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Of punctuations marks at our disposal.
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Slashes, dashes and dots of various sorts,
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Might even meet our proposal.
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Hot flashes, and rashes,
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I'm feeling particularly pretentious;
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Your vasomotor disturbances
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Only rev up our engines.
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DIALOGUE ALL THE SHIT YOU WANT!
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BUT MAKE SURE TO USE THE BIGGEST FONT!
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THE LOUDER YOU SPEAK, THE MORE THEY MENTION.
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BOLD OR UNDEFINED, THIS WILL GET YOUR ATTENTION!
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Brief Interviews With Hideous Men
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| I Set My Friends On Fire |
