There comes a time in every mans life
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when he grows hair where it used to be bare
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I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
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You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
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'cause periods suck (and commas rule!)
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This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!
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When she gives you affection (Oh Whoa), you better wear protection
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That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
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In Sex Ed (In Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read)
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Just forget what the others have said
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get it through your head, use your head before you go to bed
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It takes only one sperm cell, to make a baby,
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And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
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Babies suck cause they barf, poo and cry,
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They have the ability to pee in your eye,
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Babies suck cause they barf, poo and cry,
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They have the ability to pee in your eye,
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(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)
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And did we mention
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The risk of getting STD's
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Not just gross hookers have it
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Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
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You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
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Well maybe you should watch more basketball
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Wait a second this is not about sports
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Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts
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[Chorus:]
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When she gives you affection (Oh Whoa), you better wear protection
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That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
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In Sex Ed (In Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read)
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Just forget what the others have said
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get it through your head, use your head before you go to bed.
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I still don't get it.
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Your body is growing
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You will get hairy
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Your puny voice will start to change
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And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
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Your pits will stink
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You'll get zits on your face
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Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
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So listen to this song every day
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Sex Ed Rocks
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I Set My Friends On Fire |