Well, the world is facing problems getting bigger every day,
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They've got a greenhouse over Texas and recession's on the way,
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Although people tell you that this planet's dying fast,
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Well, I ain't seen a problem yet can't be solved by kicking ass.
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Kickin' ass, (KICKIN AY-ASS)
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Kickin' ass is what we do,
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Kickin' ass, (KICKIN AY-ASS)
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Iron foot in the velvet shoe.
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We don't care whose ass we kick, if we're ever all alone,
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We just stand in front of the mirror, and try and kick our own.
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Well, we kicked ass in Grenada and we kicked ass in Iraq,
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We kicked the ass out of the ozone layer, now they say we've gotta kick
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it back,
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We'll kick the ass of cancer and we'll kick the ass of AIDS,
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And as for Global Warming, well, just kick ass wearing shades.
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Kickin' ass, (KICKIN AY-ASS)
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Kickin' ass is what we do,
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Kickin' ass, (KICKIN AY-ASS)
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Iron foot in the velvet shoe.
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We don't care whose ass we kick, if we're ever all alone,
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We just stand in front of the mirror, and try and kick our own.
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Well, you can haul your ass or shut your ass or bust an ass is fine,
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And there ain't no better place to put your ass than on the line,
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But if you're like us, (YEE-HAA!) Thank you,
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And you won't take second best,
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You'll put your kickin' boots on, and kick like all the rest.
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Thankyou.
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(AWOOOOOOOO! SING THE SONG, VERN!)
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Kickin' Ass
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| Hugh Laurie |
