Well I'll be damned
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No I won't be damned
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Because I have been damned
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And I won't be damned anymore!
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I walked out
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He didn't walk out
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It was me who walked out
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It was me closing the door
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"Hello, Operator?" I'd like to place a long distance call to a Mr.
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Billy Rose in Cleveland Ohio. At the Cleveland Hotel. Um, no, no, no,
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no. I'll wait."
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Billy's an alley cat that's for sure
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Nick's from a horsier class
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But I'd rather be with a cat's meow
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Than a genuine thouroughbred horse's ass!
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"Um, that's alright. No. No message. Thank you."
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One is fantasy, one is real
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One is make believe, one is real
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One is picture book,
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More like comic book
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One is real
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Billy is real
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I should have seen that before
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All my life on the stage
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I'm a big success
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All my life off the stage
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What a mess!
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Oh what a mess!
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All my life on the stage
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How they cheer the clown
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All my life off the stage
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I kept closing out of town
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When I'm up there I'm a great big star
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And I get the heftiest lift
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Howdy-Do!
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Up there I'm a great big star
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A solid and qualified hit
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I'm gonna take what I do up there
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And I'm gonna do it down here!
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Quick as a lightning flash
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I'm moving straight ahead
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I'm gonna be a smash
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I'm gonna knock 'em dead.......
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Let's Hear It For Me (Unreleased Intro)
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| Barbra Streisand |
